10 Things You Need to Know About the South

With regard to Tony Morgan's move to the south, Ridgestone Pastor Gary Lamb lists...

10 Things You Need to Know About the South

10.) When you order tea, it comes with sugar already in it.
9.) We fry everything and make no apologies for it
8.) If there is a 1% chance of snow the stores run out of milk and bread
7.) A lift kit on your truck is totally accceptable – yes, you must own a truck not that sissy car you just bought
6.) We drink Coke NOT Pepsi
5.) Collard greens and black-eyed peas are a must on New Years
4.) YES, there are churches on every corner, NO most are not effective
3.) Wrestling is REAL
2.) Yes, we believe Elvis is still alive
1.) God’s team is the Georgia Bulldogs!!

Makes me wonder if the Coon Rapids neighborhood where I manage could be considered 'the South.' We fry everything at the A&W/Long John Silver's, half of my employees love collard greens and black-eyed peas, we have our fair share of ineffective churches, and most of the kids at the High School have lift kits on their trucks.

Ah wait, nevermind, we all KNOW that wrestling is NOT REAL.

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