10 Things I'm Looking Forward to in Heaven

1. No more laundry
2. No more fighting children
3. No more annoying bugs
4. No more pulling ice chunks from the gutter
5. No more broken down cars
6. No more vacuuming or dusting
7. No more kids being left out
8. No more trying to impress others
9. No more being overweight
10. No more NBA highlights dominating Sportscenter